Want proof that stores need to put the marshmallows in the beer section and I.D. for buying them?
Pull out a bag of marshmallows in plain view for anyone to see. Fish some matches out of your pocket and say, "Hey, look at this? How did these get in here?"
Then watch what happens next.
First, the in-laws will probably show up unannounced with free food.
Then as the marshmallows are consumed, the laughs will begin and things will go downhill and out of control.
It won't stop there. Somebody will probably get some smore components stuck in their hair.
Meanwhile, the dog will be the only one maintaining his composure in the hopes of getting a nibble or two.
And before you know it, someone will probably get kissed!